wait a second

WHAT

JUNE 2014??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Battle-tested, Captain America and his Howling Commandos quickly earned their stripes. Their mission: taking down HYDRA, a Nazi rogue deep science division. Barnes is the only Howling Commando to give his life in service of his country.




chharlieday:

first rule of friendship:

  • do not insult their hogwarts house

florafaunamerryweather:

have you accepted natasha romanoff as your lord and saviour


theproblematicpetticoat:

theproblematicpetticoat:

misscrawfords:

GRAN HOTEL THOUGH

My mind is blown having watched three episodes today to finish the (UK) S02.

It’s just - so so so I HAVE NO WORDS.

I swear, if Teresa were to meet the Lannisters she would wipe the floor with them. This is literally Game…

TW: rape/disaster

I used to ship Diego in semi-evil ships with pretty much all the Alarcon ladies, depending on my mood, but now I’m like NO HE GETS NO PRIZES NO NOTHING NO ONE LOVES HIM because he crossed a goddamn line and I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t seen it coming but you always hope for better, from people, you know?

SPOILAHS FOR SERIES THREE I THINK:

I started watching episode 3.01 and I don’t even fully understand why what happened has happened but everything is fucked up and I’m starting to wonder if Diego is responsible for the explosion, but then he’s all like SOMEONE WILL PAY THEY HAVE STARTED A WAR but then how in the fuck did he arrange for whatever the hell is going on with Alicia being abducted by ambulance/boat unless he knew the explosion was going to happen? Or has someone ELSE abducted her?

And only on this show would our intrepid heroine, in the space of about twenty minutes, admit the infidelity she’s been desperately hiding for well over a season, now, be brutally raped, get caught in an explosion while trying to prevent her vengeful lover confronting her violent-tendancies rapist, and then get abducted (on the orders of her rapist?) onto a mystery boat heading out to sea and God knows where.

And is this a LITERAL war that has started?

MILDLY SPOILER-Y THINGS:

I know it looks like Diego knows where Alicia went, but even he gets duped. Diego is being dramatic as always but there isn’t a war—just someone out to get revenge (which is totally to be expected because this show is this show). Things go from nuts to nuts and Diego’s just losing it and Doña Teresa, who can put the fear of God in just about anyone, loses a lot of power to Diego. And then it’s like series 1 turned up because Julio and Alicia and the newly-arrived and super badass Maité who’s a lawyer and wears pants like nobody’s business start solving the mystery of why the explosion happened and what the person who did it wants. They discover that Diego’s not really who he says he is and if you think you dislike him now, just wait till you get near the end. I feel so bad for Alicia because Diego’s just such a POS ugh.


queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face

meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes


conventionalvampire:

WHAT’S HAPPENING


hileona:

my only talent is being able to sing disney duets on my own


do i

  • watch a new show
  • rewatch another show
  • watch a movie
  • read a book
  • or read fanfiction

my life choices are so difficult


zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading


gessorly:

tyrror:

ruingaraf:

themarchrabbit:

Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.

SCIENCE

thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved

I have witnessed:

Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”

Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”

A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”

Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.

Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”

Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.

A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.

I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…

Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.


tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.


drachens:

OK NO BUT GUYS

sarcoptid:

regalium:

IDK IF YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS WEBSITE YET, BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE IF YOU DO.

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LIKE SO

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