theweaponofchoice:

what’s even cornier are those posts like ADULTS FORCE YOU TO GO TO COLLEGE AND CHOOSE A CAREER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE I JUST WANT TO TRAVEL THE WORLD, EXPERIENCE LIFE, AND BE IN THE WILD

boo hoo your parents are paying for you to go to college how do you think you’re going to travel the world when all you do now is watch reruns of Daria and make text posts about how you’re too scared to use a telephone to order delivery pizza


fromchive:

 empty stomach


usedtodohugs:

My lover lover King Kong, turn me on.
I want your ringadingdong all night long.
I need you here, I need you there.
I need your ringadingdong everywhere.
My lover lover lover King Kong, do it right. 
Oh, baby, it’s a ping-pong deep inside. 
I want your ding, I want your dong.
I want you ringadingdong, my King Kong.

Sometimes a song becomes less about the music and more about touching your soul directly.


adathranduil:

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: I’m staring into a lightless abyss. Steve Roger’s unconditional loyalty to Bucky Barnes has made me a shell of a human being; the fact that Bucky saved Steve’s life without even really knowing who he was has crushed my soul. If you’re not here to talk to me about the winter soldier, don’t talk to me at all. I’m with you til the end of the line, pal.


thedisneyseries:

Being a grown-up means paying for your own Disney vacations.



Couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows I’ve tried.

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck


  • Me: ugh ive got a sore leg i better google whats wrong
  • Google: Brain tumour with a life expectancy of 2 weeks good luck

arminspornstash:

theres no cliche i love more than the ‘hate eachother at first - end up banging at the kitchen floor after months of pent up sexual frustration and passive aggressive innuendos’ cliche



adirtylilsecret:

youtube-personalities:

When my iPhone drops…

SO FUCKING REAL

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*